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It’s simple!

cosmonautofthree:

Become a Pistol Shrimp.

Everything is solved by this.

LOOK AT THAT ROIDY FUCKING CLAW.

DO YOU SEE THAT?
IT CAN SHOOT OUT A BURST OF AIR SO HIGHLY PRESSURISED IT REACHES THE TEMPERATURE OF THE SUN FOR A MILLISECOND UPON IMPLOSION.

THAT’S RIGHT. THE TEMPERATURE OF THE FUCKING SUN.

IT CAN FUCKING INCAPACITATE YOU WITH THAT SHIT. IT CAN FUCKING DESTROY ANYTHING SMALLER.


PROBLEMS ANYWHERE?

NOT AFTER YOU FUCKING SHOOT THEM WITH YOUR CLAW GUNS THEY AREN’T. 

FUUUUUUUCCKK.

(Source: empiresofeternalvoid)

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Posted on Tuesday, June 19 2012.
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